This is the giant duck that visited Pittsburgh a few years ago. We cannot register for it. If we could have, we would have considered it. But we don't really have any use or room for a gigantic inflatable duck. And honestly, Emily was way more into the duck than Carson was. Also, ducks are not like a thing for us. Please don't interpret this as some sort of suggestion that we want duck-themed things. We don't. We really do not. I mean it. This is just a picture. A placeholder, really. Upon further thought, I'm going to change this picture soon. I realize it's creating confusion.
It was a really sweet looking duck, though.
UPDATE: Look, I just really love this picture of the duck. I took it on a really lovely fall evening, one of those great nights where it was cool, but not cold. The stars were out, the people were kind, everything was downright cheery, you guys. And this is my website, so the duck stays, okay? But all that stuff above about how we're not into duck things absolutely holds true. NO DUCKS!
We have attempted to create proper gift registries. You can view them below:
Amazon
Crate and Barrel
Macy's
For clarity, if you're updating your contact lists or writing our names on anything, we are maintaining our original names, even though we are legally and ceremonially forming a new house. There won't be a Mrs. Carson Cashman or a Mr. Emily McNally.